Hi, I found this forum by browsing Bing. I use Bing because I feel sad for it never being used. Even virtual search engines need love. Especially when nazi Google get's all the credit. I tend to go off topic often, but I have never gotten sick before. I'm not so good with introductions, they make me angsty and nervous, but I do love writing and reading, and I think we got that in common! I do not eat bacon, or shark. It's against my religion. Friends gave me advice for when I meet new people, virtual or irl. They said: "The Mighty BaconShark, you have to find something in common when talking to them. Find something they can relate to, and you will be best friends in no time." I am a bit awkward, but i'll give that advice a go: Twilight sucks and Fight Club is awesome. I love sandwiches and pizza. I wear clothes and I hate it when I hit my little toe against something. What do we need it for anyway, right? Life sucks but sometimes it can be really great. For you Americans: I hate terrorists. For you Europeans: I...hug people a lot? Unless they don't feel comfortable, then I give free chocolate. Oh and also emotions. Wow, sometimes, emotions? Fuck them, right? Well, hello, it is nice to meet anyone here.